Well now, I graduated on May 13. Why is the thesis done now? In fact, I did submit a copy before graduation. I just wanted to edit a few sections, which would have taken a few days to do (and it did). I told myself I'd do that right after graduation, but other things got in the way. A month has passed since then, and I finally got around to it. Now, my undergraduate career is truly over.
Download the thesis here: ArXiv (175 pages)